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Someone send me this joke…………i just love it

“……..A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am
very rich. Marry me! – That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: He’s very
rich. Marry him.
- That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: Hi, I’m very rich.
Marry me.
- That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door
(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say: By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?
- That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry me?
- That’s Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am
very rich. Marry me! She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am
very rich. Marry me! And she introduces you to her husband. That’s
demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: I’m rich. Will you
marry me? and she goes with him – That’s competition eating into your
market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: I’m rich, Marry me! Your wife arrives. – That’s restriction for
entering new markets